trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

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also “sad book” == super freudian

haha did NOT notice that

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important question: when you publish a scholarly book, how does the index get made? surely there is a program to do this, or a person who has professional expertise at this. what im saying is, do I the writer of sad book have to do??? and if so, why wasnt i warned in my first or second year of graduate school?

i had forgotten how being a professor means people say theyre going to come to your office to talk to you and then they dont. glad to have that reminder two weeks before the start of the semester. A+ on being annoying everyone!

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look at this beautiful dork

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i think there might be a fundamental difference between people who carefully pull out the aluminum foil from the roll so as to make sure it’s a perfect fit and not waste any, and those who just rip off a piece hoping it’s big enough b/c it’s so annoying when it’s too small

i think the people at the library are making fun of me behind my back for ordering so many books

a lot of time when i write, i feel myself making this weird, confused, skeptical, appalled face because i’m not sure exactly where the thought is going and it might be absurd and stupid but i also want to keep writing in case it ends being somewhere good. as im writing im thinking “whoa is THAT what im writing why?” but i keep writing anyway.

(I should say that sometimes it turns out to be an interesting thought but also it sometimes turns into bullshit and/or nonsense)

i want it to be the weekend, and my eye to stop twitching, and second episode of outlander to be released. and to be able to watch it somehow.

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

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