00:30: Shane has made best friends with a lamb named Lewbert, but the realities of farm life means that one day Lewbert will be killed and eaten…
01:22: “I mean, your son’s best friend is a lamb that he knows one day you guys are gonna kill him and eat him.”…
03:45: Shane’s developed a special bond with one of the family’s animals. “This beloved little lamb is my lamb Lewbert. But I know my mom and dad’s just gonna someday butcher him and sell him for meat. And I’m worried because when they eat him, well, who am I gonna have?”
Mom: “The animal’s destiny is to become food…. [to the lamb] We’re gonna eat you!”
10:50: [tearfully] “Shane’s best friend is a lamb! That he knows his parents are gonna eat at some point!”
(and that’s just in the first 14 minutes).
Stay classy, Wife Swap!
